Airline making Fifty Shades of Grey available in audio format for passenger’s..

by Imangryatnews

Hey gang,
Hope you had a great weekend.

Sooo Virgin Atlantic has decided to help all the naughty nymphs flying with them listen to fifty shades of grey without all the embarrassing questions and stares.

The audio book version is over 19 hours long so get ready to book several flights if you want to hear it in its entirety.

I have one very important question..

Are they giving blankets for self pleasuring privacy, moist towels for clean up, headphones for everyone else so they don’t hear the orgasmic moans, and covering the seats to protect them from wetness?

I mean this is important.

Don’t you think?

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Doctor Out

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